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2001-04-06T18:15:00.000-04:00

I have a performance tonight. I think my stomach is sick but not from nerves. I think I'm just plain sick. What luck. My superstitions are becoming more detailed as the minutes tick. Brooklyngirl was noticed by Blog today. I was jealous. So jealous I wanted to go watch Blow. I know Brooklyngirl. Her real name is Brooooklyngirl. If I lived in Brooklyn I would go visit brooklyngirl. Wait, I do live in Brooklyn. From time to brooklyngirl spits and vomits on me and tells me how much of a poser I am. I believe her. She is smart you know. My music kicks butt either way. At least my mom tells me that. In time I will invite you all to a show and you can all have a laugh. It will be fun. I don't want to be famous, "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed... or buy anything sold or processed... or process anything sold, bought or processed... or repair anything sold, bought or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." - Llyod Dobler in 'Say Anything'. That about sums up my keen logic.

2001-03-05T11:57:00.000-05:00

Today was suppose to bring a terential snowfall of some sorts. Nothing yet. Nothing but small dandruff and slush. I am seeing a pattern of inspiration when it snows. Does the heat scare me so much? I had a heat episode sometime back. It was very unpleasant. My advice to you - drink plenty of water on hot days. This internet business is for the birds. Love it. Maybe people will do what they want. Maybe I'll know what I want to do. Still have a job though which could change any moment. My gut is expanding and some people say it's the beer. I say it's a neat illusion. My hands are stretching too. What's the cause? I always wanted to be stretch man. I remember in almost every episode stretch would always try to keep things together and since he was made of elastic he could always forcefully keep 2 objects within close proximity even if they were not meant to be together. Scratch that I don't want to be like stretch man I already am like him. sorry.

2001-02-22T18:17:00.000-05:00

Today was rather bland and snowy. Joey my kangaroo left me and I am friendless once again. Mother Hen was my friend before Joey. I don't like snow too much hence my made up my friends and avoidance of the blizzard. I went to school in a snowy upstate town and have not gotten over the trauma. burrrrr. I caught frostbite on my ears once and bled a little. Yeah it was gross but luckily I wasn't on K2 with a napsack and a can of beans. I did eat a super huge bacon cheeseburger which was yum. That was for lunch. It takes a couple of hours for that to digest. Eventually my ears were fine and I left that school. Now the snow is getting worse so I should run home. Hopefully the lump of meat has digested.